{"id":70111,"date":"2023-07-01T08:27:36","date_gmt":"2023-07-01T08:27:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=70111"},"modified":"2023-07-01T08:27:41","modified_gmt":"2023-07-01T08:27:41","slug":"biters-the-future-aint-what-it-used-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=70111","title":{"rendered":"Biters &#8211; The Future Ain&rsquo;t What it Used to Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Biters.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Biters.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-70112\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Biters.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Biters-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/Biters-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p><strong>Avis&nbsp;:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour certaines bandes, le look importe souvent plus que la musique. Et on retrouve cela dans le Hard Rock, o\u00f9 les membres semblent prendre plus soin d\u2019eux-m\u00eames que de leurs guitares et de leurs m\u00e9lodies. <strong>Biters<\/strong> pourrait se ranger dans cette cat\u00e9gorie. Groupe am\u00e9ricain fond\u00e9 en 2009 \u00e0 Atlanta, il faudra un certain temps pour que la formation sorte un premier album. Apr\u00e8s quelques singles sortis entre 2010 et 2014, c\u2019est en 2015 que sort <strong>Electric Blood<\/strong>, le premier effort du groupe. Puis c\u2019est deux ans plus tard que survient <strong>The Future Ain\u2019t What it Used to Be<\/strong>, le second album des am\u00e9ricains, qui nous pr\u00e9occupe aujourd\u2019hui. Un album de Hard Rock donc, qui ne cache aucunement ses r\u00e9f\u00e9rences, entre <strong>Thin Lizzy<\/strong> et <strong>Alice Cooper<\/strong>, mais qui est parasit\u00e9 par des titres anodins et une dur\u00e9e qui est \u00e0 la limite du foutage de gueule.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pourtant, le skeud partait relativement bien avec <em>Let it Roll<\/em>. Sans \u00eatre un monument de Hard, le titre se d\u00e9fend via une m\u00e9lodie bien catchy, de bons riffs, et un refrain qui rentre imm\u00e9diatement en t\u00eate. Il est m\u00eame difficile de r\u00e9sister \u00e0 l\u2019envie de chanter, et on sent que cela a \u00e9t\u00e9 taill\u00e9 pour la sc\u00e8ne. Cependant, par la suite, on va de suite redescendre d\u2019un niveau. Avec <em>Stone Cold Love<\/em>, on fait face \u00e0 un morceau qui manque de mordant (un comble pur un groupe qui s\u2019appelle <strong>Biters<\/strong>), qui reste sur un enc\u00e9phalogramme plat, et qui n\u2019arrive pas vraiment \u00e0 nous faire bouger. On sent d\u00e9j\u00e0 les limites du groupe, qui pr\u00e9f\u00e8re la jouer belle gueule que nervosit\u00e9 et \u00e9nergie. Cela sera confirm\u00e9 par <em>Callin\u2019 You Home<\/em>, une fausse ballade qui ne prend jamais et qui rentre dans des st\u00e9r\u00e9otypes presque p\u00e9nibles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cette mollesse (et cette sensation de fain\u00e9antise) disparait un peu avec le titre suivant, <em>Don\u2019t Turn This Good Heart Bad<\/em>. Il y a un petit c\u00f4t\u00e9 70\u2019s qui s\u2019\u00e9chappe des paroles, avec un sous-texte l\u00e9ger qui parle d\u2019amour. La m\u00e9lodie est plut\u00f4t sympathique, m\u00eame si on reste dans les affres d\u2019un Hard Rock calibr\u00e9 et qui se destine \u00e0 un public pas trop demandeur en technique. Mais une fois encore, le refrain fait carr\u00e9ment le job. C\u2019est un peu la m\u00eame tambouille avec <em>Gypsy Rose<\/em>. Le th\u00e8me est identique, le refrain fonctionne bien, mais encore une fois, on a l\u2019impression que le groupe se repose sur ses lauriers, n\u2019arrivant pas \u00e0 cr\u00e9er un titre un peu plus complexe, ou tout du moins original. Et cela m\u00eame si on aura droit \u00e0 un petit solo de guitare. Quant \u00e0 <em>No Stranger to Heartache<\/em>, on est sur du remplissage pour faire bien.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5.jpg\"><img src=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-70113\" width=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/HLn7ejSMwpXLMb2qiJ2QL5.jpg 1256w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>Le morceau dure moins de trois minutes, il n\u2019a aucune accroche notable, et globalement, il restera un titre bouche-trou, ce qui est un comble pour un album qui peine \u00e0 d\u00e9passer les trente minutes. Fort heureusement, derri\u00e8re, on a <em>Vulture City<\/em> qui d\u00e9boule. Il s\u2019agit du meilleur morceau de l\u2019album, avec une rythmique tr\u00e8s dansante, tout en reniant jamais son aspect Hard Rock un peu old school. Le r\u00e9sultat est sans \u00e9quivoque, on a de suite envie de bouger dans tous les sens, et m\u00eame le solo de gratte est r\u00e9ussi. Il est vraiment dommage que tous les titres de l\u2019album ne soient pas de cet acabit. D\u2019ailleurs, en abordant <em>Hollywood<\/em> qui arrive juste apr\u00e8s, on voit que le groupe retombe dans ses travers de pseudo beaux gosses qui sont plus l\u00e0 pour la pose que pour l\u2019art. Le titre est tellement clich\u00e9 qu\u2019il en devient presque g\u00eanant\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avec <em>Chasin\u2019 the Feeling<\/em>, on ne peut que regretter de ne pas avoir eu un album avec plus de morceaux comme celui-ci. <strong>Biters<\/strong> sort enfin les crocs pour offrir un titre \u00e9nergique, plein de fougue, et qui donne une furieuse envie de danser. On retrouve m\u00eame quelques fulgurances \u00e0 la <strong>AC\/DC<\/strong> et on ne pourrait que r\u00eaver d\u2019un album perclus de pistes de ce niveau. Malheureusement, le groupe remet le couvert pour cl\u00f4turer son album avec <em>Goin\u2019 Back to Georgia<\/em>, une ballade en acoustique qui manque cruellement d\u2019identit\u00e9 et d\u2019envie de faire bouger les lignes. Et finalement, un peu \u00e0 l\u2019image de tout album, on referme cet effort sur quelque chose de mou, qui manque d\u2019allant et de fougue. De plus, sur seulement trente minutes, on aurait d\u00fb avoir quelque chose de plus percutant, mais le groupe se repose trop sur ses acquis\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au final, <strong>The Future Ain\u2019t What it Used to Be<\/strong>, le dernier album en date de <strong>Biters<\/strong> (et peut-\u00eatre le dernier tout court, le groupe \u00e9tant en hiatus ind\u00e9fini), n\u2019est pas vraiment un effort int\u00e9ressant. Tr\u00e8s succinct, les am\u00e9ricains d\u00e9livrent une partition molle et sans r\u00e9elle identit\u00e9, o\u00f9 les ballades prennent le pas sur les titres plus nerveux. On quitte alors le skeud avec cette sensation d\u2019arnaque, car entre la pochette et le nom du groupe, on s\u2019entendait \u00e0 plus percutant, mais on sent que le tigre a les dents \u00e9lim\u00e9es\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul><li>Let it Roll<\/li><li>Stone Cold Love<\/li><li>Callin\u2019 You Home<\/li><li>Don\u2019t Turn This Good Heart Bad<\/li><li>Gypsy Rose<\/li><li>No Stranger to Heartache<\/li><li>Vulture City<\/li><li>Hollywood<\/li><li>Chasin\u2019 the Feeling<\/li><li>Goin\u2019 Back to Georgia<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Note&nbsp;: 09\/20<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Biters - Stone Cold Love (Official Video)\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/slBjGh00Yec?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right\">Par <strong>AqME<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avis&nbsp;: Pour certaines bandes, le look importe souvent plus que la musique. 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