{"id":2606,"date":"2013-05-24T18:41:48","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=2606"},"modified":"2013-05-24T18:45:11","modified_gmt":"2013-05-24T18:45:11","slug":"hansel-gretel-witch-hunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=2606","title":{"rendered":"Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Poster3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

De\u00a0:<\/b> Tommy Wirkola<\/p>\n

Avec\u00a0:<\/b> Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Pihla Viitala, Peter Stormare et Derek Mears<\/p>\n

Genre\u00a0:<\/b> Com\u00e9die, Horreur, Aventure<\/p>\n

Ann\u00e9e\u00a0:<\/b> 2013<\/p>\n

Pays\u00a0:<\/b> Etats-Unis\/Allemagne<\/p>\n

Sc\u00e9nario\u00a0:<\/b> Tommy Wirkola, Dante Harper<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sum\u00e9\u00a0:<\/b><\/p>\n

Hansel et Gretel ont grandi depuis qu\u2019ils se sont d\u00e9barrass\u00e9s de la sorci\u00e8re de la maison en pain d\u2019\u00e9pices. Depuis ce jour, ils n\u2019ont de cesse de tuer ces supp\u00f4ts de Satan et errent de ville en ville pour en d\u00e9barrasser leurs habitants. Le maire d\u2019une petite bourgade les engage pour retrouver les enfants disparus et les d\u00e9barrasser des sorci\u00e8res qui terrorisent la cit\u00e9\u2026<\/p>\n

Avis\u00a0: <\/b><\/p>\n

Autant planter le d\u00e9cor, rien qu\u2019au titre, on n\u2019est bien conscient de ne pas avoir \u00e0 faire un chef d\u2019\u0153uvre du 7\u00e8me<\/sup> art. Tout est tr\u00e8s st\u00e9r\u00e9otyp\u00e9, pas vraiment d\u2019enjeux dramatiques et le destin de chacun des personnages et ultra pr\u00e9visible. Le tout dans une 3D aussi utile qu\u2019on trou du cul au bout du coude, mais \u00e7a, on a l\u2019habitude. Les personnages sont \u00e9galement tr\u00e8s \u00e9nervants, Jeremy Renner<\/i> (Hansel) est particuli\u00e8rement arrogant et antipathique, si bien que l\u2019on a vraiment du mal \u00e0 s\u2019attacher au personnage. Pareil pour Gretel (Gemma Arterton<\/i>) qui est niaise au possible. Et en ce qui concerne les seconds r\u00f4les, ce n\u2019est gu\u00e8re mieux, tous sont caricaturaux au possible et on a m\u00eame droit \u00e0 un troll qui ressemble plus \u00e0 Shrek<\/b> qu\u2019\u00e0 autre chose.<\/p>\n

\"hansel-and-gretel-1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Outre ce pi\u00e8tre jeu d\u2019acteur g\u00e9n\u00e9ral, le look et l\u2019attirail d\u2019Hansel et Gretel sont risibles. Mis \u00e0 part des anachronismes \u00e9vidents par rapport aux armes (une mitrailleuse\u00a0?!?) que l\u2019on croirait sorties tout droit de l\u2019excellent jeu Painkiller<\/b>, les tenues vestimentaires \u00e0 la Matrix<\/b> du fr\u00e8re et de la s\u0153ur contribuent \u00e0 l\u2019impression que l\u2019on a de voir une belle grosse daube. Tout comme le maquillage des sorci\u00e8res qui est, lui, particuli\u00e8rement foireux, certaines ont m\u00eame l\u2019impression de sortir d\u2019une soir\u00e9e Twilight <\/b>pour gamins.<\/p>\n

Le r\u00e9alisateur ne s\u2019est m\u00eame pas foul\u00e9 \u00e0 rendre cr\u00e9dible son film. Un exemple\u00a0? Passons en revue les armes d\u2019Hansel et Gretel\u00a0: Des grenades, un fusil \u00e0 pompe d\u00e9pliable, un sniper, une arbal\u00e8te pivotante avec un r\u00e9servoir illimit\u00e9 de fl\u00e8ches, ou une mitrailleuse crachant probablement 200 balles par minutes, sans oublier le fameux taser. Pour rappel, l\u2019histoire est cens\u00e9e se passer au XVIII\u00e8me si\u00e8cle\u2026 Rien ne vous choque\u00a0?<\/p>\n

L\u2019humour qui, logiquement devrait rehausser le niveau au vu de ce qu\u2019on a pu voir dans les bandes annonces tombe \u00e0 plat \u00e9galement. Jamais dr\u00f4le, souvent lourd, on esquisse de temps en temps un sourire, mais uniquement lors de certains plans gores. Certains effets d\u2019ailleurs sont assez sympathiques et saisissants, probablement la seule qualit\u00e9 du film. Les sc\u00e8nes d\u2019actions ne sont absolument pas cr\u00e9dibles, moches, mal film\u00e9es voir compl\u00e9tement irr\u00e9alistes et incompr\u00e9hensibles, \u00e0 peine digne d\u2019un jeu vid\u00e9o.<\/p>\n

Mais soyons honn\u00eate, il est vrai que dans ce film, on ne s\u2019ennuie pas, que du contraire, il y a de l\u2019action presque non-stop et le temps passe vite et le g\u00e9n\u00e9rique de d\u00e9but est bien foutu, mais rien de bien m\u00e9morable n\u00e9anmoins, on oublie le film d\u00e8s le g\u00e9n\u00e9rique de fin termin\u00e9. Un\u00a0 film dans la m\u00eame lign\u00e9e que Van Helsing<\/b> ou Abraham Lincoln \u2013 Chasseur de vampires<\/b>, \u00e7a vous situe le niveau.<\/p>\n

\"hansel-and-gretel-get-grimm-and-gory-in-witch-hunters-0\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Pas grand-chose \u00e0 dire d\u2019autre. En r\u00e9sum\u00e9, acteurs mauvais, humour consternant, maquillages hasardeux, intrigues ultra classiques, \u2026 quelques effets gores sont du plus bel effet, \u00a0mais c\u2019est \u00e0 peu pr\u00e8s tout ce qu\u2019il y a \u00e0 sauver dans ce gloubi boulga de conte de f\u00e9es mis \u00e0 la sauce Hero\u00efc Fantasy. J\u2019esp\u00e8re que \u00e7a ne va pas devenir une mode \u00e0 Hollywood, car apr\u00e8s \u00ab\u00a0Blanche Neige et le chasseur<\/b>\u00a0\u00bb et ce \u00ab\u00a0Hansel & Gretel witch hunters<\/b>\u00a0\u00bb, \u00e7a nous promet une belle culture de navets dans nos salles obscures\u2026 Ah ben trop tard, je vois qu\u2019une suite est d\u00e9j\u00e0 en pr\u00e9paration\u2026<\/p>\n

Note\u00a0: 05\/20<\/b><\/p>\n

[youtube]http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MqVRJ-o62Tk[\/youtube]<\/p>\n

Par Trasher<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"cobra-original-1-290x290\"<\/a>Note de Casey Slyback: 05\/20<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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