{"id":22145,"date":"2016-09-04T13:00:09","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T13:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=22145"},"modified":"2016-09-04T13:00:09","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T13:00:09","slug":"how-to-dress-well-what-is-this-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lavisqteam.fr\/?p=22145","title":{"rendered":"How to Dress Well – What is This Heart?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"78989391\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Avis\u00a0:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Il y a des artistes, on se demande souvent de quelle fa\u00e7on ils sont devenus connus ou encore comment ils ont r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 percer. Il fut une \u00e9poque un peu moins tendre qu\u2019aujourd\u2019hui o\u00f9 le piston \u00e9tait encore ce qui se faisait de mieux et o\u00f9 la chance pouvait encore \u00eatre un atout majeur dans son jeu de carte de vieux roublard des mers. Ainsi, entre les fils \u00e0 papa ou les clodos de St Tropez qui venaient taper l\u2019inscruste chez Barclay avec leur guitare toute p\u00e9t\u00e9, il n\u2019y avait pas trente-six chemins pour se faire un petit nom dans la musique. Sauf depuis l\u2019av\u00e8nement d\u2019internet. Le plus grand espace de libert\u00e9 du monde est rapidement devenu le lieu le plus propice pour les artistes de tous bords de s\u2019exprimer et de montrer \u00e0 des millions de personnes son travail. Sauf que l\u2019opinion de la masse laisse souvent \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer et les plateformes de lancement de produit sont vite devenues une mascarade pour mettre en avant le premier c\u0153ur bleu venu. C\u2019est un peu ce qu\u2019il s\u2019est pass\u00e9 pour How to Dress Well<\/strong>, qui ne se destin\u00e9 pas forc\u00e9ment \u00e0 une carri\u00e8re musicale, mais qui a voulu lanc\u00e9 son effort sur le web et cela a march\u00e9. Cinq ans apr\u00e8s sa premi\u00e8re prise de notori\u00e9t\u00e9, soit en 2014, il revenait avec un troisi\u00e8me album, What is This Heart\u00a0?<\/strong>, un skeud R\u2019n\u2019B rempli de couinements et de complaintes agressives pour l\u2019oreille donnant l\u2019exemple parfait de ce qu\u2019encensent les critiques alors qu\u2019il n\u2019y a pas de quoi fouetter un chat.<\/p>\n

Et d\u00e8s la jaquette le skeud sent l\u2019esbroufe. Mine d\u00e9pressive, \u0153il hagard, larmichette sur le c\u00f4t\u00e9, on sent que l\u2019\u00e9coute de cet album va nous fournir joie et gaiet\u00e9\u00a0 tous les \u00e9tages. Et l\u2019introduction ne nous y trompe pas. 2 Years On<\/em> nous propulse dans les stratosph\u00e8res de la non musicalit\u00e9 avec deux accords de gratte et une voix de t\u00eate qui risque fort de p\u00e9ter tous les verres en cristal de m\u00e9m\u00e9. C\u2019est bien simple, non seulement ce n\u2019est pas touchant, jouant pourtant \u00e0 fond la carte de l\u2019\u00e9motion, mais en plus de cela, tout sonne faux, de la voix \u00e0 la guitare. Mal branl\u00e9, complaisant au possible, ce premier titre n\u2019engage vraiment rien de bon pour la suite. Et c\u2019est avec r\u00e9ticence que l\u2019on se lance dans l\u2019\u00e9coute de la suite. Et l\u00e0, encore une fois, c\u2019est la douche froide. Entre des m\u00e9lodies doucereuses qui sont parfois aussi marquantes que la voix de Myl\u00e8ne Farmer<\/strong> (en gros, montez le son \u00e0 fond pour entendre quelque chose) et une voix insipide qui nous ferait presque croire que le chanteur s\u2019emmerde sec, What is This Heart\u00a0?<\/strong> semble \u00eatre la question existentielle de son auteur qui n\u2019arrive pas \u00e0 mettre quelque chose de vivant dans son album.<\/p>\n

\"how-to-dress-well-hungover-mix-111\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Et c\u2019est \u00e0 partir de l\u00e0 que l\u2019on peut voir l\u2019\u00e9cart qu\u2019il y a entre une presse musicale sp\u00e9cialis\u00e9e en pop ind\u00e9 et un public un peu plus demandeur. Il ne suffit pas d\u2019installer une m\u00e9lodie plaignante et une voix de t\u00eate aigue pour plaire au public. Car clairement, il n\u2019y a rien \u00e0 sauver de ce skeud, qui pourtant ne r\u00e9sonne pas comme quelque chose de commerciale. Au contraire, certains titres sont tr\u00e8s longs et ne rentrent pas forc\u00e9ment dans le carcan impos\u00e9 par les standards de la pop. Cependant, on retrouve tous les atours comme un rajout de bo\u00eetes \u00e0 rythmes d\u00e9j\u00e0 entendues un milliard de fois ou encore une guitare s\u00e8che que ne renierait pas un Kendji Girac<\/strong>, c\u2019est dire le niveau. Repeat Pleasure<\/em> en est un exemple flagrant ou encore l\u2019introduction de Words I Don\u2019t Remember<\/em>. Entre R\u2019n\u2019B pour mou du bulbe et disco lounge pour les autres, How to Dress Well<\/strong> d\u00e9truit jusqu\u2019\u00e0 son propre subconscient pour devenir une chose in\u00e9coutable et d\u00e9testable, du d\u00e9but \u00e0 la fin. Chiant comme la mort, l\u2019artiste s\u2019amuse m\u00eame \u00e0 citer un de ses morceaux A Power<\/em>, pour le rendre finalement aussi lin\u00e9aire que les autres, si ce n\u2019est pire, avec un piano redondant et une bo\u00eete \u00e0 rythmes qui fr\u00f4le le hardcore \u00e9lectro. Ouais, c\u2019est agressif, mais pas dans le bon sens du terme.<\/p>\n

Au final, What is This Heart\u00a0?<\/strong>, le troisi\u00e8me album de How to Dress Well<\/strong>, est une purge inf\u00e2me dont on se demande encore pourquoi il a \u00e9cop\u00e9 d\u2019aussi bonnes critiques. D\u2019une lin\u00e9arit\u00e9 l\u00e9nifiante, d\u2019une non volont\u00e9 de prendre des risques dans une musique plan-plan et chiante au possible, il est certain que cet album ne fera pas longue date et ne marquera pas les esprits. Le plus \u00e9tonnant est que cet album demeure le plus accessible de son auteur, c\u2019est dire le niveau du reste\u2026<\/p>\n

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  1. 2 Years On<\/li>\n
  2. What you Wanted<\/li>\n
  3. Face Again<\/li>\n
  4. See you Fall<\/li>\n
  5. Repeat Pleasure<\/li>\n
  6. Words I Don\u2019t Remember<\/li>\n
  7. Pour Cyril<\/li>\n
  8. Precious Love<\/li>\n
  9. Chilhood Fail in Love<\/li>\n
  10. A Power<\/li>\n
  11. Very Best Friend<\/li>\n
  12. House Inside<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Note\u00a0: 03\/20<\/strong><\/p>\n

    [youtube]https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sbOCLEIKZOo[\/youtube]<\/p>\n

    Par AqME<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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