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De\u00a0:<\/strong> Stiles White<\/p>\n

Avec\u00a0:<\/strong> Olivia Cook, Ana Coto, Daren Kagasoff, Bianca Santos<\/p>\n

Ann\u00e9e :<\/strong> 2015<\/p>\n

Pays :<\/strong> Etats Unis<\/p>\n

Genre :<\/strong> Horreur<\/p>\n

R\u00e9sum\u00e9\u00a0: <\/strong><\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s avoir r\u00e9veill\u00e9 les forces t\u00e9n\u00e9breuses d\u2019une antique planche de jeu de spiritisme, un groupe d\u2019amis se voit confront\u00e9 \u00e0 ses peurs les plus terribles.<\/p>\n

Avis\u00a0: <\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce film est une merde\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Voil\u00e0 ce qui devrait \u00eatre au final une synth\u00e8se assez juste de ce Ouija<\/strong> r\u00e9alis\u00e9 par l\u2019illustre t\u00e2cheron qu\u2019est Stiles White<\/em> qui par respect pour les amateurs n\u2019avait pas encore os\u00e9 passer le pas de devenir \u00ab\u00a0r\u00e9alisateur\u00a0\u00bb. A la base \u00ab\u00a0sc\u00e9nariste\u00a0\u00bb de film d\u2019horreur ou fantastique minable comme par exemple Boogeyman<\/strong> ou Pr\u00e9dictions<\/strong> (le film avec Nicolas Cage<\/em>), il s\u2019enflamme et d\u00e9cide non seulement d\u2019\u00e9crire un nouveau sc\u00e9nario de merde mais apparemment, vu que personne ne veut tourner son chef d\u2019\u0153uvre annonc\u00e9, il saute le pas, \u00e0 d\u00e9faut de sauter dans le vide pour le bien des amateurs de cin\u00e9ma, et passe derri\u00e8re la cam\u00e9ra\u00a0!<\/p>\n

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Quelle riche id\u00e9e, il a eu l\u00e0\u00a0! Totalement chiant et plat du d\u00e9but \u00e0 la fin, il n\u2019arrive \u00e0 aucun moment \u00e0 cr\u00e9er une seule \u00e9motion ou seconde de tension dans ce qui restera comme une \u00e9preuve contre l\u2019endormissement. Rien, vide, creux bref le n\u00e9ant pour ce film qui est en production depuis 2008 (oui oui 7 ans pour torcher cette bouse\u00a0!). Les acteurs sont tous plus affligeants les uns que les autres et m\u00eame eux se demandent ce qu\u2019ils foutent l\u00e0 alors qu\u2019ils sont totalement inconnus…<\/p>\n

Ouija<\/strong>, r\u00e9alise l\u2019exploit d\u2019\u00eatre d\u00e9mod\u00e9 depuis au moins 20 ans alors qu\u2019il n\u2019est toujours pas sorti et que la date fran\u00e7aise est pr\u00e9vue pour le mois d\u2019Avril 2015. Sortez vos agendas car si vous voulez faire perdre du temps et de l\u2019argent \u00e0 quelqu\u2019un que vous d\u00e9testez, conseillez lui d\u2019aller voir ce film\u00a0! A moins qu\u2019il n\u2019ait jamais vu de films d\u2019horreur de sa vie, il va s\u2019emmerder \u00e0 mourir et pourra m\u00eame sentir ses cheveux pousser tellement le temps lui paraitra long pour ce film qui dure \u00e0 peine plus d\u2019une heure 20\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Ouija<\/strong> est \u00e0 montrer dans toutes les \u00e9coles de cin\u00e9ma pour bien expliquer ce qu\u2019il ne faut pas faire\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Produit par Michael Bay<\/em>, avec la monnaie du budget caf\u00e9 d\u2019un volet de Transformers<\/strong>, Ouija<\/strong> n\u2019aurait jamais du d\u00e9passer le stade de note d\u2019intention et aurait du rester enferm\u00e9 \u00e0 double tour dans un tiroir du producteur\u00a0! On peut se poser la question quand au choix du r\u00e9alisateur\/producteur d\u2019avoir financ\u00e9 une daube pareille pour pouvoir sortir plus tard\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Heyyyy\u00a0!! Regardez Ouija<\/strong> les mecs\u00a0!! Vous verrez que finalement, je ne suis pas si mauvais que \u00e7a\u00a0et qu\u2019avec mes bastons de robots g\u00e9ants au moins on ne s\u2019emmerde pas\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb Le pire dans tout \u00e7a, c\u2019est qu\u2019on ne pourra qu\u2019\u00eatre d\u2019accord avec lui…<\/p>\n

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Bon, j\u2019arr\u00eate de broder sur ce film qui n\u2019en vaut d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment pas la peine et j\u2019en reviens \u00e0 ma phrase d\u2019intro qui d\u00e9fini encore le mieux ce long m\u00e9trage\u00a0: Ce film est une merde\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Note\u00a0: 02\/20 <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Par La_Mal\u00e9diction<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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